Wednesday, May 5, 2010

CAPTION THIS PICTURE: Two can play at Dan Casey’s game

A happy Dan Casey - Roanoke Times Columnist

UPDATE: Dan Casey has countered with a “caption this” of my photo CLICK HERE. I am a good sport as is Dan! CONTEST ENDS MONDAY AT 5:00 pm

At 202 Market Democratic victory celebration I snapped shots of Dan Casey in various manly dare I say slightly intoxicated poses  (denied). Dan smiles a lot when he’s had a few. He loves everybody too. Winner Ray Ferris seemed to appreciate Dan’s affectionate glance. Can’t figure what Ray was looking at but it’s time for you to be the judge.

You have a week to CAPTION THIS picture and win two free tickets to the Grandin Theater so put your REAL email address in your response so I can contact you for mailing of the tickets. I will also solicit Dan’s input on the best caption though I have the final say especially if it pokes Dan’s sensitivity the most.

Posted By Valerie Garner

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Comments (25)


May 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM    

Dan’s entry – not sure if this conforms to the rules but funny anyway:

“. . .and so the first fat guy said to the second fat guy. . .”


The Roanoke Diet Club held its inaugural meeting Tuesday night at 202.


Two local Buddhas talking in a bar on the Roanoke City Market Tuesday night.

Douglas walker

May 5th, 2010 at 3:13 PM    

Ray Ferris “Dan, by the looks of it you DO like the Texas Tavern”


May 5th, 2010 at 3:14 PM    

Dan, is that a bicycle lock in your pocket or are you just happy I won?


May 5th, 2010 at 5:45 PM    

Wow you were right.this weed is kickass!


May 5th, 2010 at 6:04 PM    

“Sweet talk me all you want. I’m still demanding a paternity test.”

Lynda K

May 5th, 2010 at 6:51 PM    

You have every right to be proud, Dan… That’s a fine looking ankle holster.”

Lynda K

May 5th, 2010 at 6:54 PM    

“Judging by the way that shirt clings, Dan, I’d say you’re almost a B cup.”

Lynda K

May 5th, 2010 at 6:57 PM    

“You can get off your knees now, Suzie… Dan forgives you.”


May 5th, 2010 at 7:20 PM    

“Dan, I told you to only have one brownie, not the whole tray!”

The Amateur

May 5th, 2010 at 7:42 PM    

okay 1-2-3

Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henny

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol!

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